Some people just do not realize how to function in society. One example that we’ll touch on today is the moron that puts his change in the vending machine and then looks up to decide what he will buy. We’ve all stood behind this person and wanted to shove them head first through the glass. After all, a vending machine is the simplest form of purchasing out there. A buyer of average intelligence can pick a snack, place money in the slot, hit the buttons and scoop their purchase from the bottom.

Unfortunately, for below-average intelligence folks, the vending machine is an obstacle in their day-to-day lives and because of their complete lack of common sense, we’re forced to wait behind them while they debate the pros and cons of Sun Chips or generic powdered donuts.

Maybe it is a minor detail and we should leave simple people alone but I would personally like for everyone to start a new trend. From now on, when someone puts their money into a vending machine and doesn’t make their choice within a 3-Mississippi count, I want you to press “B1″ on the vending machine keypad for them.

With that, we’ve created the “B1″ rule. This must catch on! I want to overhear someone in my office say, “Eww, why did you buy the trail mix?” followed by the response, “I didn’t mean to. Someone B1′ed me.”

These idiots must learn a lesson and taking the snack decision out of their hands will make the world a better place for everyone.