Ugly People With Excessive Tattoos and Piercings

October 1st, 2008 · 4 Comments · Human Behavior

They say that everyone has a story.  We all start out as little babies with clean slates and events in our lives shape us into who we become.  However, somewhere along the lines, something goes haywire in a select group of people’s lives and those individuals feel they need to draw attention to themselves in drastic ways.

The excessive tattooed, overly pierced group needs to rethink where they’ve gone wrong.  If you can see through all of the horrendous tattoos and piercings in ridiculous places, you’ll generally find an unattractive person.  After all, nobody with the looks of a supermodel would destroy what they have going by stabbing objects through themselves or covering their perfect skin in bad drawings.  You may be thinking, “We’re starting with an ugly palette to begin with.  Why not ink it up?”  I’m glad you asked.

Ugly people that make the decision to cover their bodies with tattoos and piercings have tried a solution to their problem and failed.  If you are an unattractive person, your full-time job needs to be to fix yourself so that you aren’t ugly.  Tattoos and piercings are not an improvement; they will only make you uglier. Worse yet, now you are ugly and annoying.

What’s worse is that the tattoos now make people notice you.  Ugly people can walk down the street all day long and not get noticed.  Cover your neck with green and pink ink and now everyone does a double-take.

If you’re reading this from the shadow of 8 eyebrow rings or you look down at your hand on the mouse and it blends in with the brightly colored mousepad, it’s too late for you.  You’re a loss.  We’re all sorry your father touched you when you were little, but that’s no crutch.  Instead, this complaint is aimed at ugly people everywhere.  Starting today, you need to blend in with the crowd.  You can have a couple of piercings and maybe one tattoo in an inconspicuous place.  Other than that, be ugly but successful.  Get a great job, make some money, and buy love.  Until you have the money to buy your love though, try and blend in with your surroundings.  You’ll be fine.

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4 Responses to “Ugly People With Excessive Tattoos and Piercings”

  1. Tomahawk says:

    Wow you are so closed minded that I Can’t help but wonder What someone with Body mods did to you! Just leave us alone! We don’t HATE you for not Being INKED OR PIERCED!

  2. XIII says:

    Right on, man. Anytime I see a woman with visible tattoos, it’s like they’ve been stamped ‘RETURN TO SENDER’. I have a couple of tattoos, but they’re in places that I have to pull back clothing to show. Oh: ‘Marilyn Monroe’, LaBret and nose piercing make you look like you have stainless steel pimples. Gross.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I don’t understand what drives people to take tattoos and piercings in the first place…

    It looks so disturbing and ugly.

    But this article makes some sense.
    Because I realize also, that it is usually the uglier people that make these weird alterations.

    Good luck!

  4. Underground says:

    Wow. It boggles my mind how closed minded and ignorant people can be these days.
    I’ve come across beautiful people who have many tattoos and some who have many piercings. How ignorant can you be to say mainly ugly people have so many tattoos and piercings and don’t forget to say you need to blend into the crowd, are you serious!?
    Who in their right mind whants to blind in
    No me, that’s for sure.

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